Lady GaGa scares me.

in Music by negrostotle — July 22, 2009 at 1:54 am | 0 comments

Alright, lets play a game. Take the craziest person you know. I mean craziest. Like, might get mad and stab you over something that is either trivial or that they are completely wrong about (i.e. Battlefield Earth is the greatest movie ever!).

okay, got a person? good.

Now put that person in the most ridiculous costumes ever. Think Willy Wonka meets the Matrix. Or Rainbow Brite meets 1800’s Puritan garb.

Finished with that one? okay.

Now make that person create a bunch of songs that the rest of the world finds inherently catchy, even if they probably have no idea what any of them are about.

Add all that up, and I know that it would have to make for someone that is pretty scary…but I guarantee it won’t be half as frightening as this.