The Internet…The greatest form of birth control.

in Miscellaneous by negrostotle — August 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm | 2 comments

You can keep your “abstinence”, your “condoms”, your “pulling out”…the internet is by far the greatest form of birth control.

Let me explain.

As most people already know, Vanessa Hudgens star of my dreams (20 years old, take that Chris Hansen!) and Disney’s High School Musical, decided that one set of naked cell phone pics were just not enough; another set mysteriously leaked out the day before her new movie premier at the beginning of the month.  The aftermath? this little Asian kid made quite possibly the funniest video I’ve seen in awhile…

Did he really just hump his bed, then say “TITTAYS”? Awesome.

The problem? Its 2009. That kid is like 9 years old. He’s already managed to not only find naked pictures online, he’s managed to make his way to YouTube and post a video about looking at said naked pictures.

Holy hell.

15 years ago, kids were excited to see a glimpse of a Victoria Secret catalog, or the bra strap of a girl in your class…when you were in high school.  Now 9 year olds are hunting down naked pictures of girls on the internet and posting Vlogs about them?  Kids are too old, way too fast. Boys have mustaches at like 13 years old, girls are developed by like 11…Freaking. Me. Out.

Its 2009. I dont have any kids.  The over/under on my future kid having sex at the age of 6? About 85%.

The internet is the greatest form of birth control.

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