Lindsay Lohan to appear in Playboy, right?

in Gossip by negrostotle — September 3, 2009 at 8:44 pm | 0 comments

Leave your dignity at the door. No, seriously.

Anybody else remember when Lindsay Lohan was in the Parent Trap? It was adorable right? Then a few years later when she was in Herbie Fully Loaded and Disney freaked out cause her boobs were too big and they were worried that dad’s taking their kids to see the movie might be a little “too excited” about Lindsay racing around the track in a skin tight half unzipped racing suit? Anytime they have to go in and digitally reduce your bust line by two sizes? Its real serious out here…

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Since Herbie, Lindsay has fallen off the boat. She has been in rehab, is now only putting out straight to DVD movies, flashed her crotch to many a person, appeared naked in a Marilyn Monroe-esque photo shoot, and continually broken up with her on again off again lesbian DJ girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Did I forget to mention that she’s only 23? I don’t want to call her “Cousin Oliver” but when I see it, I call it. We are a long way from Mean Girls, people.

For those who don’t know, “Cousin Oliver” refers to cousin Oliver on the brady bunch. He was played by Robbie Rist. He unfortunately, peaked when he was like 6…and now he’s doing stuff like voice-over work for Barbie cartoon movies.

So what’s left for the girl who spent most of her adolescence fending off the advances of middle aged men who kept calendars only to determine when she turned 18? Playboy. Its the only logical choice, really. Via Egotastic,

Every so often, a rumour that Linsday Lohan will pose nude in Playboy starts circulating. The only thing that really changes in the story is how much money Playboy would reportedly pay to get Lindsay Lohan naked. Interestingly, the imagined price has actually gone up this time, from $700,000 to $900,000.

$900,000! You do realize that your last movie was Labor Pains, right? It debuted on ABC Family? This is soooo going to happen. But does anyone care? Like I mentioned before, Lindsay has fallen off…a lot. So it begs the question:

If a formerly popular Hollywood starlet poses naked in a magazine that is losing relevance by the day, does anyone care?

We await the answer.

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