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All jokes and Kanye West coonery aside, what can you say about Patrick Swazye? I never heard anything bad about him while he was living, so that makes all the praise that will now be heaped upon him now that he’s died all that more deserving. Diagnosed with stage IV pancreatic cancer in January of 2008, Swayze went on to live another 19 months before passing away. Incredible. Nobody puts Swayze in a corner. Rest In Peace.
Teenage fantasy coming to fruition: Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes are spotted out together.
Holy Crap, Roger Federer lost.
The kind of stuff you never want to see: Martin Luther King Jr’s kids are in court arguing over his estate.
Thank God for the internet. Why? you couldn’t plagiarize this bad once everyone knew how to use a computer.
The days of TMZ breaking news may be coming to a very quick end.
From the Department of Stuff You Strongly Suspected: Megan Fox is “dumb as a rock.”
Indiana Jones 5 is a go.
Right-wing idiot Glenn Beck is so busy warning us about our Communist/Socialist president that he doesn’t realize his new logo strongly resembles Cold War era Communist/Socialist designs.
And if you hear any sucking sounds? That’s just ESPN. Tom Brady played last night.
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