Good Morning Forbes

in Daily Links by negrostotle — September 23, 2009 at 7:00 am | 0 comments

After scouring job lists for hours, I still never found the Katie Perry boob holder job.

Los Angeles will have a football team by next year, right? Uh, no.

Bruce Johnson gets the pick six against the Cowboys. Not to be outdone, Jerry Jones picks for at least 7 seconds. Wonder where he wiped it?

Chuck Liddell…dancing. Watch at your own risk.

Wonder how Trevor Ariza ended up on the Rockets and not the Lakers? Probably because the Lakers never made him an offer.

Signs of the apocalypse: T-Pain abandons Auto-Tune on his new single.

Rihanna and Justin Timberlake might be secretly hooking up.

Conservatives can’t figure out Glenn Beck either, and some are starting to turn on him.

New word alert: beck v. trans. beck-ing, beck-ed, to be baselessly attacked by an idiot with a megaphone, then have those accusations alter your life for the worse because it’s politically expedient for your spineless superiors to demote or fire you.

And really stupid laws are turning our kids into sex offenders.

Good Morning Forbes

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