Balloon Boy Raps

in Miscellaneous Music by negrostotle — October 19, 2009 at 11:00 am | 0 comments

I know, I know. Everyone was super surprised when it turns out that the Balloon Boy story was a hoax. Most surprised? The Colorado State Police. Of course, maybe they would have thought a little differently if they would have known that the family were attention whores, for lack of a better word, had appeared on the show Wife Swap, and that the three sons were rap stars.

Yes. Rap Stars.

Balloon boys’ parents are on that same level as the kids that put their kids in beauty pageants…at the age of 6. The “music video” below, is called “Not Pussified”. That of course is defined as:

“The modern day teachings of human beings living a superficial lifestyle of consumerism, obesity, and over-protectiveness for themselves and their children (put them in a corner for ‘Time Out’) in an effort to gain as many supporters as possible to believe that they are better than everyone around them.”

None of the language is NSFW, (beans beans, its good for your heart) but it is a little suspect…and a bad attempt at rapping.

Watch at your own risk.