Heat Your Boobs; Save the World
So ladies, have you ever had one of those days when you just couldn’t stay warm at work? I’ve tried the usual sweater with no luck and a space heater just wastes too much energy… I’m freezing right now and I’ve tried warming my hands and feet, hmm maybe wearing a hat would help. Oh no, nothing is working. Why oh why can’t I get warm? Where is the heat going? Who can help me? Maybe I should ask our friends in Japan; of course they will have the answer for me…
That’s it, all my heat must be escaping through my boobs! Why didn’t I think of that? Now anyone is my desperate situation can put an end to cold boobs syndrome by purchasing USB energy saving breast warming pads from Rare Mono Shop. The pads can be purchased for around $20 and last for up to six months. Just plug em’ in, slide them under your bra, turn down the thermostat, and say “take that” to the winter chill and high heating bills. Thank you Japan!
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