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Heat Your Boobs; Save the World

libchic24 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:51:46 +0000

So ladies, have you ever had one of those days when you just couldn’t stay warm at work? I’ve tried the usual sweater with no luck and a space heater just wastes too much energy… I’m freezing right now and I’ve tried warming my hands and feet, hmm maybe wearing a hat would help. Oh no, nothing is working. Why oh why can’t I get warm? Where is the heat going? Who can help me? Maybe I should ask our friends in Japan; of course they will have the answer for me…

That’s it, all my heat must be escaping through my boobs! Why didn’t I think of that? Now anyone is my desperate situation can put an end to cold boobs syndrome by purchasing USB energy saving breast warming pads from Rare Mono Shop. The pads can be purchased for around $20 and last for up to six months. Just plug em’ in, slide them under your bra, turn down the thermostat, and say “take that” to the winter chill and high heating bills. Thank you Japan!

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Avatar – New Extended Trailer Leaked

libchic24 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:29:09 +0000

Check this out; James Cameron’s Avatar has a new extended trailer. This is a leak and my sources say that Fox is going to take it down soon so check it out now at:

http://www18.zippyshare.com/v/67549361/file.html

The movie is set to be released on December 18, 2009 for the holiday blockbuster season.

Al Pacino – Italian Gigolo

libchic24 — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:43:37 +0000

No Richard Gere isn’t bringing out a sequel to the 1980 classic. The Italian gigolo is none other than one Mr. Al Pacino. You never really think that the Hollywood elite were once struggling actors, but I guess everyone has to work their way up. Pacino seemed to have it a little more ruff than most others. After dropping out school to pursue his acting part time Pacino found himself hungry and homeless. He told The New York post that “At 20, I lived in Sicily by selling the only asset I had – my body, … An older woman traded food and housing in return for sex. I woke mornings not really loving myself.” In the end I guess it all worked out for him; The Godfather Trilogy (we will forgive him for part III), Scarface, Carlito’s Way, Sent of a Woman … yeah he’s done alright for himself.

The Gangs All Back

Leave it to the Lamas’ … A Joke, Right?

libchic24 — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:05:48 +0000

Once again the world of reality TV is bringing an embarrassingly almost famous dysfunctional family into the family rooms of a very desperate American public who apparently are thought to have no standards whatsoever. Although perhaps they are right; How many spin offs did Flavor of Love have? with more on the way I’m sure… And take the Kardashians, but I digress…

Anyone remember Lorenzo Lamas? Better question; does anyone want to? Well E! isn’t really giving us a choice. He and is sort-of family are the subject of the new reality show Leave It to Lamas’ . I say sort of family because the story focuses on his media whore daughter Shayne last seen as the unconvincing “winner” of The Bachelor 2008, her over plasticized mother, her brother AJ (who, by the way slept with his father’s wife playboy playmate Shauna Sands at the age of eighteen; so classy), and half sister Dakota.

I have no idea how Lorenzo actually fits into all of this besides being Shayne father. Lorenzo claims that the show will be completely unscripted and show their everyday lives. In an interview at the premiere Lorenzo commented “I think our family is pretty normal compared to everyone else out here…I mean, yeah, my parents are famous, and I’m in the business, but we’re really kind of a normal family.” Normal? Seriously? You have four ex wives including a nude model, an extinct acting career (compliments of your famous parents), a daughter that will do anything to be on TV (see British Bachelor Matt for details), and son who enjoys having sex with his stepmother. Sooo normal; I know I can totally relate and I’m sure you can too. The show debuted on E! Last night and it has not yet been assigned a regular showing.

The End of Jon & Kate Plus 8?

libchic24 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:46:25 +0000

Yet more drama in the Jon v. Kate saga. Jon has decided, oddly close to TLC’s decision to drop him from the show, that he wants the show to end for the sake of his children. Entertainment Tonight reported that John’s lawyer wrote in a letter to TLC -

“Jon Gosselin unequivocally believes that his children’s continued participation in your client’s television production is ‘detrimental’ to his children. Accordingly, Jon expects that your client will cease and desist from any and all further production which includes his eight children.”

Sounds to me like someone’s a little bitter about being fired.

TLC Dumps John

libchic24 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:57:00 +0000

TLC announced today that John Gosselin will no longer be seen of its hit show John & Kate Plus 8. The show will be renames Kate Plus 8 starting on November 2^nd of this year. The show plans to refocus itself on Kate’s role as a single mother rather than on the shuffling of the kids between the two parents that has been seen so far this season. The changes are most likely due to the falling ratings the show has endured the past few months. The show only pulled 1.7 million viewers during its last episode; an 84% drop from the 10.6 million viewers who watched the return of the show after the show’s short hiatus.

The ratings slump is most likely significantly due to overexposure; there isn’t an entertainment mag or tabloid that hasn’t run at least a few covers on the Gosselins. Lately everything they do from shopping at Target to sunbathing on vaca is front page news. I also suspect that there is a certain amount of backlash from John’s attitude and choice of “dating” partners in recent months. The “reality” was taken out of the show when it continued to show the family on happy outings and vacations (usually with just one parent) when the all the viewers knew that John was living in New York and dating various bimbos and Kate continued to keep up with hair highlighting appointments and scheduled interviews, while supposedly raising the kids alone. I’m not sure how a John-less show will fare in the ratings; he was totally the more likeable parent. Plus the kids are growing out of their adorable stage and quickly approaching awkward. I guess we will have to wait and see how long TLC rides it out.

Rafa Gets a Man Hug

libchic24 — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:42:28 +0000

I’m sure there will be lots of talk in sports news land today about obvious security issues at the U.S. Open. Last night after a very exciting match between Gael Monfils (13) of France and Rafael Nadal (3), viewers were treated to a very awkward fandemonium moment. After winning the match 6-7 6-3 6-1 6-3, newly buff Nadal took the task of putting his equipment away before signing balls for fans and was grabbed by an overexcited, camera-bearing, man fan who managed to get past security and onto the court. The fan managed to sort of hug Rafa before being carried off by security. I have no idea how security could have let this happen especially to such a high profile player, but it was funny so what the heck. (The incident occurs at about the 58th second in the highlight clip below).

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Ellen Gets Down and Dirty with SYTYCD Finalists … Sort of

libchic24 — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:10:36 +0000

Ellen DeGeneres loves to dance; she dances on every episode of her show. But after her recent appearance as a guest judge on So You Think You Can Dance (Fox), I guess she decided to take it to the next level. Ellen kicked off season seven of her show yesterday with a choreographed dance featuring her and the top 10 from the last season of SYTYCD. She did a pretty good job for a 51 year old talk show host; could you imagine Oprah trying to pull this one off:

Guests on yesterday’s show included David Beckham (with the added bonus of many pictures of him in underwear ads), and Lady Gaga. Ellen finishes off premiere week with Kate Beckinsale, Pitbull, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Antonio Banderas, Katherine Heigl, Nick Cannon, and Sharon Osbourne. So You Think You Can Dance season six premieres tonight at 8pm/7c on Fox.

Kate Gosselin Just Got Scarier

libchic24 — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:49:54 +0000

If you’re at all like me, you are completely over the John and Kate plus Eight drama and wish that they and the media that loves them so much would move on. But no such luck yet. The show has returned with all new episodes to TLC. John and Kate never seem to be in the same place and the same time, but that is probably for the best. Recently Kate has been seen bikini clad beaching it up on vaca with different combinations of the eight kids. The worst of the Kate beach spotting is scheduled to happen next week. Okay, so maybe it isn’t the real Kate Gosselin, but it’s an interesting “look alike”.

Permanent “D lister” Kathy Griffin will be seen posing as Kate Gosselin for Tuesday’s (September 8^th ) Jimmy Kimmel Live. Kathy will be seen wearing a blond asymmetrical wig, fake stretch marks, and a bikini. The audience will be treated to a fake John played by 72 year old George Takei and eight borrowed children. Should be interesting; I’m not sure Kathy Griffin is capable of funny.

Extract: In Theaters Today (check out the trailer here)

libchic24 — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:38:27 +0000

Oh no!!! - Someone let Gene Simmons be in a movie. Well at least he’s in good company. Extract, in theaters today , stars Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis, Ben Affleck, and J. K. Simmons. Check out the full trailer.