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Good Morning Forbes — 11/3/2009

negrostotle — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:00:51 +0000

No comment.

50 cent is going to try to make me care about Before I Self Destruct. It would probably be easier if it hadn’t leaked online already.

Someone is dying on Heroes. For good. Act like you care (barely) and click.

If you aren’t up on Google Voice…get up on it.

In a strange twist…teens are suing their school after being punished for racy Myspace pictures.

Mr. October doesn’t even play for the Yankees…does he Chase Utley?

Manu “Batman” Ginobli had to get rabies shots. Of course.

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negrostotle — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:00:51 +0000

Bob called his finishing move “the inverted backwards blowjob”. Quite frankly, I’m scared enough to never wrestle with him. (via Jocks & Balls)

An insightful review of Calvin Richardson’s covering of Bobby Womack songs

Good article on the Caster Semenya situation

So…Cash for Clunkers…did that work or not?

Recapping that whole Phoenix Coyotes attempt to move to Canada.

Mozilla discovers the reason people don’t want to upgrade to the new version of Firefox is porn.

Nope, Megan Fox isn’t the new Catwoman. Yet.

Republican chairman Michael Steele can’t explain why he’s in favor of Medicare but against government-run health insurance.

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negrostotle — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:00:29 +0000

Anybody up for some “Eggs” this morning? Yes, I love True Blood. Apparently, if I run triathalons I can look like this. Hopefully minus the capri pants.

People who are going to hell: Man steals portrait of Virgin Mary in order to get money to take a teenager (who he was accused of raping) to Mexico to get an abortion.

Rick Pitino had a press conference…to proclaim his innocence…and to invoke the name of Ted Kennedy.

Atari (yes that Atari) is being sued over Dungeons & Dragons. Filing this under “I’m not nerdy enough to care”.

And who will be Mr. T for the upcoming suck-fest that will be the A-Team movie? Rampage Jackson.

And today’s Blueprint 3 leak? Venus vs. Mars. Honestly, I’m going to hear the whole album before September 11th. I’m not playing.

One day after Microsoft apologized for photoshopping a black man’s head out of the Polish version of their website, a new meme develops.

Senator Robert Byrd (D-W.Va.) wants the health care reform bill named after Ted Kennedy. Nice gesture, but could be politically dicey.

Megan Fox is the new catwoman? Ugh.

Video proof that Michael Jackson is alive. Sort of.

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Miley Cyrus…as Batgirl?

negrostotle — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:58:41 +0000

What’s the quickest way to ruin the currently awesome series of Batman movies?

adding new “bat-friends”?

Yeah. Now, lets kick it up a notch (c) Emeril

Miley Cyrus…as bat girl.

More completely soul crushing information from Celebuzz,

Holy bizarre casting concepts, Batman!

According to reports, Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is lobbying for the role of Batgirl in the upcoming sequel to the Batman movie The Dark Knight. Cyrus is apparently so interested in landing the part that she recently “stunned” producers at Warner Bros. to audition for the part in a full-on batsuit!

“She was sort of hopping around the room and had even written some dialogue for herself,” claims a source. “The problem is, some people aren’t really convinced Miley has the acting chops to pull it of.”

Hmm; maybe more than some people.

The likeliness of this happening has to be slim to none…I hope. Bale and Nolan wouldn’t ruin Batman by adding Robin, so why add Batgirl? and then why make her Miley Cyrus?

…please stay in the fantasies of 40 year old men (and Lil Wayne), and not on the screen in Batman movies, mmkay? Thanks.

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