City of Champions Cereal!  And a contest, with a chance to get autographs and meet athletes and stuff.

From the “this isn’t surprising file” Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum was found with weed on his person.

There was a  U2 concert in Berlin. It was free.  some people were blocked from seeing it though…because of a wall. In Berlin.

Dwight Howard…wants you to come read the Bible with him.  And apparently that’s code for something completely different.

Lil Wayne compares himself to Biggie and Pac. I’m not even going to dignify that with a response.

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They look so adorable…until you realize they can rip your face off.

The clip is called Minnesota LB gets “caught in a sensitive area”.  But I will now forever know it as, the video where “that mother****** hit my p****” Awesome.

This is not a joke.  Conservatives are rewriting the Bible to make it line up with Republican talking points and to remove all traces of “liberal bias.”  For example: “Excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story.”

Facebook is scanning our status updates to find out how happy we are.

If you own a Hotmail account, there’s a good chance your password just got stolen.

In the most important story you won’t read this week, China, Russia, Japan, and France are working hard to stop the world’s supply of oil from being priced in American dollars.

Method Man got arrested yesterday for not paying taxes on his dollar dollar bills, ya’ll.

David Letterman uses his show again for more personal business– this time for apologies to his wife and staff.  Just stick to the jokes and do a 60 Minutes interview already.

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