White man interrupts the President of the United States during a nationally-televised speech to Congress: not so bad.  Black man interrupts pop singer during speech to fake awards show audience on cable television: kind of a big deal.  I’m not saying Kanye isn’t a jerk, I’m just saying relax, everybody.  It’s not that serious.

By the way, my favorite defense of Joe Wilson:

But is this actually the worst of times in congressional politics? Not really. When the going gets tough, congressional politics has often gotten ugly. Throughout much of the 19th century, legislators disliked each other so much they often got into fistfights on the floor.

Yeah, also throughout much of the 19th century: slavery.  So is the 19th century really the best barometer for modern-day values and etiquette?

In conclusion, this might be the greatest sub-15-second YouTube video ever:

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Real Music Lives…cause that Colbie Calliat is straight banging son!

Audrina Patridge. Dumb. Vapid. Half Naked…eating strawberries.  All is forgiven.

“Controversial” South African runner Caster Semenya has gone all “Jenny Jones makeover” on us, in an attempt to show she’s a woman.  Honestly, I think the drug test will help a lot more than some bangles and some make up…but maybe that’s just me.

The 7 greatest, most spastic Carlton dances.  I just made your life. You’re welcome.

Responding to the shortage of American babies, Katherine Heigl is adopting one from Korea.

Can’t find the porn you’re looking for on Google?  Microsoft wants you to take the Bing challenge.

Memo to Joe Wilson, the Republican congressman who yelled out “You lie!” in the middle of the president’s health care speech: STFU.

Republican state representative Michael Duvall– a married father of two– kills time before a legislative hearing by bragging about all the lobbyist pussy he’s pulling… not realizing that his mic is on.  Oops.

Yeah, so… bad day for Republicans.

Good Morning Forbes.

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