Color Me Badd is not quite how I remember them…(via College Humor)

Sunday was breast cancer awareness day around the NFL.  The Titans Running Back Chris Johnson shows that he cares way more than everyone else.

MTV’s annual list of “hottest rappers” is out.  Apparently they have a “brain trust” that picks this every year.  This year, Gucci Mane was #6.  Either music sucks that bad, or the brain trust isn’t that…brainy.

That T-Pain iPhone app? It is killing right now.  Apparently the American public hasn’t heard D.O.A.

Speaking of iPhone apps…Looks like Digg is up next.

Because no one in New York ever over reacts way too quickly…Mark Sanchez, aka greatest football player ever, is made human by…the Saints Defense.

162 games are not enough.  We have playoff baseball…before the playoffs! 5 years from now, I think game 7 of the world series will be played in December.

Esquire’s woman of the year? Kate Beckinsdale. I’m finding it hard to disagree.

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Words to live by.

Everyone is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Jessica “Shelf” Biel have parted ways.  Then we saw pictures of them together.  Now? pretty believable analysis on why they’re actually separated.

Jessica Alba has been cast in the third Fockers movie. Why is there a third movie, and why is she in it?

Fox News Evening Ratings are actually trending at the same rate as they were during the ‘08 election.  Not to jump to conclusions…but this definitely means that the whole country is racist.

Getting your blog on?  Should you use a localized domain name, or not?

I don’t know about you, but I always love my “So you think you can dance” with a side of vagina.  Look, my prayers have been answered! SYTYCD, now with “Forbidden Lady Parts”.  Probably not safe for work, unless you work in the porn industry…in which case…dude, you’re going to be so desensitized, there’s no reason to click anyway.

Jets fans get creative and dirty with their customized Mark Sanchez jerseys.

A prominent conservative site advocates a military coup “to resolve the Obama problem.”

Republican National Committee leader Michael Steele thinks Obama should have better things to do than fly to Denmark to lobby for the Olympics to come to America.  The White House’s brilliant response: Why does Michael Steele hate America?

The most boneheaded play in high school football history gets immortalized on YouTube.

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