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negrostotle — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:00:51 +0000

Roman Polanski, you sexy, 13 year old girl raping, hairy magnet. I have one word for you…Extradition

The Arena Football League. back. for the first time.

Lindsay Lohan owes money to a porn king. I see “videos” in your future, Ms. Lohan.

One of these days America will sit down with itself and have a talk about the secretive and blatant racism that still runs rampant in this country. In the mean time though, lets make Facebook polls about killing the president! (What is wrong with this country)

Reality Stars. Making way too much money per episode. (What is wrong with this country)

The New York Times compiles the last words of prisoners executed by the state of Texas.

Once again: Roman Polanski drugged and raped a child. So, yeah, everybody stop with the outrage over his arrest.

Lamar Odom, WTF are you thinking, sir? Khloe Kardashian? After one month? Really?

In other Kardashian news, Kim is back together with Reggie Bush. At some point, these dudes are gonna realize the Kardashians are, like, half a step above the groupies who gather in the hotel lobby after games.

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negrostotle — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:00:13 +0000

Real Music Lives…cause that Colbie Calliat is straight banging son!

Audrina Patridge. Dumb. Vapid. Half Naked…eating strawberries. All is forgiven.

“Controversial” South African runner Caster Semenya has gone all “Jenny Jones makeover” on us, in an attempt to show she’s a woman. Honestly, I think the drug test will help a lot more than some bangles and some make up…but maybe that’s just me.

The 7 greatest, most spastic Carlton dances. I just made your life. You’re welcome.

Responding to the shortage of American babies, Katherine Heigl is adopting one from Korea.

Can’t find the porn you’re looking for on Google? Microsoft wants you to take the Bing challenge.

Memo to Joe Wilson, the Republican congressman who yelled out “You lie!” in the middle of the president’s health care speech: STFU.

Republican state representative Michael Duvall– a married father of two– kills time before a legislative hearing by bragging about all the lobbyist pussy he’s pulling… not realizing that his mic is on. Oops.

Yeah, so… bad day for Republicans.

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negrostotle — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:00:51 +0000

Bob called his finishing move “the inverted backwards blowjob”. Quite frankly, I’m scared enough to never wrestle with him. (via Jocks & Balls)

An insightful review of Calvin Richardson’s covering of Bobby Womack songs

Good article on the Caster Semenya situation

So…Cash for Clunkers…did that work or not?

Recapping that whole Phoenix Coyotes attempt to move to Canada.

Mozilla discovers the reason people don’t want to upgrade to the new version of Firefox is porn.

Nope, Megan Fox isn’t the new Catwoman. Yet.

Republican chairman Michael Steele can’t explain why he’s in favor of Medicare but against government-run health insurance.

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