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negrostotle — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:00:54 +0000

Is it pee? Is it sweat? I’m guessing pee, based on the devious look on the kid’s face. (via DailyHaha)

Jeff Reed. Defender of Public Urination.

Apparently, no one can let the Steve McNair story die.

Rihanna has a new song and video coming out. And she’s wearing an eye patch. I’ll withhold judgment.

Apparently, not everyone loved Where the Wild Things Are.

Coming this weekend to a theater near you: a full-length trailer to James Cameron’s Avatar.

Just as everyone predicted, Jay Leno is killing the ratings of local NBC affiliates.

Some guy reprogrammed a level on Super Mario World to propose to his girlfriend, spelling out the question in coins. Incredibly, she said yes.

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Chris Brown is just not smart.

negrostotle — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:31:48 +0000

Its weird. Its like ever since Chris Brown decided it would be cool to do this to Rihanna, she has been on a personal mission to wear the most awesome outfits ever. And now…the mission continues. Somewhere, Chris Brown may be stabbing himself with a plastic spoon. Yes, he’s that mad.

Not a big fan of the lipstick. I’m sure I’ll get over it.

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negrostotle — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:00:52 +0000

After scouring job lists for hours, I still never found the Katie Perry boob holder job.

Los Angeles will have a football team by next year, right? Uh, no.

Bruce Johnson gets the pick six against the Cowboys. Not to be outdone, Jerry Jones picks for at least 7 seconds. Wonder where he wiped it?

Chuck Liddell…dancing. Watch at your own risk.

Wonder how Trevor Ariza ended up on the Rockets and not the Lakers? Probably because the Lakers never made him an offer.

Signs of the apocalypse: T-Pain abandons Auto-Tune on his new single.

Rihanna and Justin Timberlake might be secretly hooking up.

Conservatives can’t figure out Glenn Beck either, and some are starting to turn on him.

New word alert: beck v. trans. beck-ing, beck-ed, to be baselessly attacked by an idiot with a megaphone, then have those accusations alter your life for the worse because it’s politically expedient for your spineless superiors to demote or fire you.

And really stupid laws are turning our kids into sex offenders.

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Rihanna in Vogue Magazine

negrostotle — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:27:11 +0000

So, yesterday, I posted a picture of Rihanna in Italian Vogue and said Chris Brown may have the worst decision making in history. Then, today I linked to the portion of Browns interview where he states that he forgot he hit Rihanna (see a bad decision making pattern?).

Today? Chris Brown remembers! and Rihanna has more pictures. The world is a crazy place.

Pictures via Hollywood Tuna

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negrostotle — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:00:26 +0000

Rihanna on the cover of the September issue of Italian Vogue. Even though this is “Extreme Couture” and looks fairly unattractive, and I don’t think anyone would ever wear it in real life…I’m pretty sure that Chris Brown may be the stupidest person alive. (via JustJared)

They’re taking Reading Rainbow off the air. Travesty. “But don’t take my word for it…”

From the “WTF” file…They’re making a Soul Train movie. Don Cornelius will be involved. His senility is in question.

The music group Oasis broke up on Friday. Why? brothers couldn’t get along.

After surviving illegal drug addiction, a plane crash, severe burns, and childhood obseity…DJ AM gets taken out by overdosing on prescription medication. Rest in Peace, DJ AM

Its always funny that baseball has always tried to portray itself as the “clean sport”… and now to accompany the apparently rampant steroid usage? More conversations regarding tipping pitches to opposing players.

A proposed bill in Congress would give the president emergency control over the Internet, ala the FAA’s 9/11 shutdown of the airlines.

And a New York Times article discusses the Obama kids and black hair.

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Jay-Z “Run This Town” Video

negrostotle — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:11:41 +0000

Jay-Z ft. Rihanna & Kanye West — Run This Town.

The video apparently just leaked.

via Soul Culture

Ike & Tina 2.0…Reunited?

negrostotle — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:02:53 +0000

Reunited and it feels so good.

One thing I always question are peoples pain thresholds. I mean, everyone is different, right? Like, for example, if someone took the time to do this (courtesy of TMZ.com) to me, I’d probably make it a point to stay away from them. But then again, I obviously don’t have as big a heart as Rihanna. The New York Post reports,

Just days after Chris Brown publicly apologized for his February beating of then-girlfriend Rihanna, the two spent the weekend at the same luxury Midtown hotel under a cloak of secrecy, The Post has learned.

The pretty “Umbrella” singer and “Run It” crooner — who is barred from seeing his former squeeze by a restraining order issued in Los Angeles — checked into separate rooms at the Trump International Hotel & Tower on Friday, hotel sources said.

They spent the next two days coming and going in separate chauffeured vehicles from the underground garage of the 52-story Columbus Circle building.

Neither Brown nor Rihanna had any public appearances or events to otherwise bring them to Manhattan, although London’s Daily Mail reported that Rihanna is shopping for a Big Apple pad.

Nice. Just in case someone forgets, Rihanna can’t give her consent to nullify the restraining order placed on Brown. Its like one of those things courts do to protect crazy people from themselves. Oh…right.

Ike & Tina 2.0…you can’t stop it people. Even if you want to.

Jay-Z (ft. Rihanna & Kanye West) Run This Town

negrostotle — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:16:31 +0000

Its new music from that guy Jay-Z/J-Hova/Hova/Hov/Iceberg Slim/S.Carter/Shawn Carter/Ya Boy.

Featuring Mr. West aka the Louis Vuitton Don and Rihanna aka Little Miss Sunshine/Little Girl Gone Bad.

…too many names people. Too many names.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/63099334b590bb71/

h/t to the all powerful NahRight