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Good Morning Forbes

negrostotle — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:00:21 +0000

Voltron…now with lawsuit power! Hunk and the Princess do not approve.

Crazy new website? Accidental Dongs. Yes, it is what you think (SFW)

Montgomery Burns (from the Simpsons) is running for mayor. Go Vote.

Concrete Loop remembers the 16th street Baptist Church bombing in Montgomery, Alabama, that killed four little girls in 1963. In 2009, I still can’t believe things like that happened. Crazy.

A woman in Indonesia gives birth to a 19 pound baby, while husband mourns ruined sex life.

If there’s any justice in the world, this baby dancing to Beyonce’s Single Ladies video will be the Web’s next viral sensation. Or this one.

Microsoft’s Internet Explorer 8 now runs ten times faster thanks to Google.

Another day, another terrorist plot thwarted. This time a man places a car bomb at a 60-story skyscraper in Dallas.

In his new tell-all book, Screech claims there was a lot of sex and drugs on the set of Saved By the Bell. He also wants to know if you can spare some change.

Here in Pittsburgh, the G-20 is going on. Protesters took to breaking stuff around my old college campus, Carnegie Mellon…and they also hit my favorite Boston Market. Amongst other things.

Good Morning Forbes. Stay safe out there.

Hustler…still hates me…Cosby Show Parody forthcoming

negrostotle — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:30:22 +0000

Hustler is apparently on a mission to single handedly murder my childhood. You may or may not remember that Hustler decided to make a XXX remake of my favorite show of all time, Saved By The Bell. The witty, intelligent title? This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX. I really haven’t properly dealt with that hit to my psyche…then along comes this news.

Hustler is doing a XXX parody of The Cosby Show. Go ahead and let that sink in…Then I’m going to crush your spirit by showing you the trailer (SFW).

What makes this all worse? The guy playing Bill Cosby sounds and looks like him.

I have never wanted anyone to sue somebody else so bad in my life.

Mr. Belding — Hey, Hey, Hey

negrostotle — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:00:13 +0000

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Hustler Magazine: Souless beings destroying my childhood

negrostotle — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:08:10 +0000

You know, one of my favorite TV shows growing up was Saved By The Bell. I remember all of the minute details that no one in their right mind has any business remembering. For example, did you know that the A.C. in Slater’s name stands for Albert Clifford? Or that Johnny Dakota was the young “star” doing an anti-drug commercial with the gang before they found out he used drugs as well? Or that Kelly was linked to every guy on the show at some point? And Zack to every girl? I could go all day, really. So imagine my utter disappointment when I found out that Hustler, the bastion of quality movie making and producing, is doing a spoof of SBTB, due out this fall. And the clever title? This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX. Great.

While many of the details remain hush-hush at this time, everyone at Hustler Video is getting excited to lampoon this popular television series. With a huge cult following, this silly and often over-the-top teen sitcom focused on a small group of high school kids who dealt with the typical teen issues. With loud clothing, big hair and larger-than-life sets, the original show is a sea of one-liners and stereotypes.

Casting is in the final stages as well as pre-production prep for this parody. The storyline parodies a few episodes and brings back all the characters you know and love. Zack will be joined by Kelly, Slater, Jessie, Lisa and the lovable oddball Samuel “Screech” Powers.

Why? This going to lead to my favorite show being sullied. All of the “Screech”/Zack Attack puns that will follow…saddening. I hope everyone I know either boycotts this movie or never mentions it to me. The day I hear someone describe Mr. Belding’s “O-Face” to me…well, that’s pretty much the day I give up on life.

You know, Miss Bliss would have never stood for these kind of shenanigans.

Hustler Mag — Hustler takes on Saved By The Bell