Crazy new website? Accidental Dongs.  Yes, it is what you think (SFW)

Montgomery Burns (from the Simpsons) is running for mayor. Go Vote.

Concrete Loop remembers the 16th street Baptist Church bombing in Montgomery, Alabama, that killed four little girls in 1963.  In 2009, I still can’t believe things like that happened. Crazy.

A woman in Indonesia gives birth to a 19 pound baby, while husband mourns ruined sex life.

If there’s any justice in the world, this baby dancing to Beyonce’s Single Ladies video will be the Web’s next viral sensation.  Or this one.

Microsoft’s Internet Explorer 8 now runs ten times faster thanks to Google.

Another day, another terrorist plot thwarted.  This time a man places a car bomb at a 60-story skyscraper in Dallas.

In his new tell-all book, Screech claims there was a lot of sex and drugs on the set of Saved By the Bell.  He also wants to know if you can spare some change.

Here in Pittsburgh, the G-20 is going on.  Protesters took to breaking stuff around my old college campus, Carnegie Mellon…and they also hit my favorite Boston Market.  Amongst other things.

Good Morning Forbes. Stay safe out there.

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